Tuesday, February 07, 2006

"You know when you need” to loose weight.

"You know when you need” to loose weight.

1) The car makes a “oooff” when you get into it. Or the body of the car, started feeling greater "Gravitational Force" suddenly, and the bumper of the car started touching the small bumps on the road.

2) Your girlfriend/boyfriend starts calling you “Motki/Motka”, when cuddling you. And close friends also start calling you by that name, and you keep on thinking that they are just joking with you.

3) Your best friend who used to call you “noodle”, now doesn’t even remember the meaning of that word.

4) You can’t crawl out of your window anymore when you want to go out of your house, especially at night.5) You want to join the Gym/Aerobics (Not to make muscles, or make yourself fit), just to avoid the extra fat that’s developed slightly above where u used to tie your belt.

6) The cute belt given by your friend is not fitting at the place where it used to fit very smoothly.

7) You start looking up the Ad’s of VLCC in News Paper and in the TV’s shopping ad’s, where you never looked up before.

8) You start choosing your meal’s with great caution (which among them contains less fat at all that).

9) You start looking back to the place, from where you just got up. (Whether you have not, strained the chair too much).

10) You sit down and write something like this.

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